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FAQs

Where do we even make this stuff?

🇺🇸 Printed in the US – Florida and Texas. No overseas guesswork. No six-week wait. Ordering from outside the US? 🌎 Our global print partners keep things moving wherever rest-day guilt hits hardest.

Ship internationally? Obviously.

🌍 Every time zone, no excuses. Global print partners keep it moving 📦 – wherever you’re skipping leg day. Rates vary by location, so check our shipping policy before blaming us for the total. 👀

Refreshing tracking counts as a set?

Yes! 📩 Your tracking link lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Checking it obsessively? That’s one form of cardio we won’t judge. 👀

What fabric am I sweating in?

🧺 Won’t Shrink on You – 4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk so it won’t turn into a crop top after wash one.

🎨 Won’t Crack or Peel – Printed with DTG technology. The ink soaks into the fibres instead of sitting on top, keeping your design sharp through wash after wash.

🌱 Responsibly Sourced Cotton – Better Cotton Initiative partnership and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Real environmental standards – not a green label slapped on for show.

💪 Built to survive the “one more set” that turns into five – and every wash after that.

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